ratherdielaughing:

Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

Oh my god give me

DAMMIT.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

(Source: toptumbles, via its-real-for-us)

twistedsickkkk:

thefingerfucker:

inspectahradio:

ankh-the-odd:

dasdeutschtard:

but-i-hear-the-voices-say:

castielleftthetardisat221b:

dragonsroar:

sly-nig:

zigazig-ah:

The Teletubbies unmasked 

EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR

I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES

im not even fucking kidding i just

there were PEOPLE in there

oh my god

my entire life has been a lie

^

dude look at how fucking sassy Tinky Winky’s actor is. he’s like “bitch i’m fabulous and i still love my purse”

Oh jeez I don’t even know anythinhg anymore

Why did I always had this strange gut feeling that Po was Asian? Why?

oh my god

the guy that plays the green one is just like “I regret EVERY THING”

wut

(via its-real-for-us)

playparky:

watcha gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside that trunk

playparky:

watcha gonna do with all that junk

all that junk inside that trunk

(Source: sir-ragingbagoftestosterone-esq, via randomness-is-epic)

my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”

it is like 400 dollars

where did he get it

what is

what

what

what

what

w h a t

(Source: soselfimportant, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

dietkiller:

Caramel Apple Cheesecake

dietkiller:

Caramel Apple Cheesecake

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY